On this day in the afternoon i was playing with my bruder . at dans i lost my shoes they lookd like my shoes but they wur to big. i seid maybe my feet shrink. mommys frind laffed. it was not nice. daddy got me craizie bred.

editors translation: On this day in the afternoon I was playing with my brother. At dance I lost my shoes they looked like my shoes but they were to big. I said maybe my feet shrunk. Mommy's friend laughed. It was not nice. Daddy got me some crazy bread.