Yesterday

last nite mom made poustu and cornbeff but zar was no corn in it she sed that thar wour sum patatos but zar was no patatos she lied to me.

editors translation: Last night mom made pasta and corned beef. But there was no corn in it, and she said that there were some potatoes but there was no potatoes, she lied to me.

editors note: There were planned potatoes but it didn't turn out well so we had herb pasta instead. :)